I only have 90 min left as a teenager, what should I do?

"71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors" (adamprotter)
10/16/2015 at 01:25 • Filed to: None

The correct answer is work on my essay due tomorrow, but what else?

DISCUSSION (26)

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:28

Procrastinate

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
10/16/2015 at 01:30

And with that, the thread was won on the first comment!

Frank Grimes > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:32

blanket fort.

Sam > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:33

Masturbate furiously with your own tears, after realising that you’re one year closer to your inevitable death?

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:39

DQ run, followed by hoonage in a gravel field with friends, followed by late night car-wash, followed by cruising around

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Sam
10/16/2015 at 01:44

I mean besides that?

ptak appreciates old racecars > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:45

listen to quality choons to bring you into a new era

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
10/16/2015 at 01:46

Nearest DQ is 45 miles away and, gravel is bad for paint, and CA is in a drought

Sam > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:48

Hm. Go smoke some pot * and drive around at 15mph?

*Sam Stoner does not condone marijuana consumption, or driving under the influence.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:49

1. 45 miles? that’s under 50 minutes of driving. go!

2. Yes it is, good observation skills. but you’re a teenager with a WRX. you don’t have an excuse

3. And Washington state has legal marijuana sales for people 21 and over. doesn’t stop me from washing my car whenever the hell I feel like it ;)

(I’m just being asinine, but srsly, go, enjoy your teenhood)

Tohru > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 01:55

You gotta get pregnant. After all, studies show that the rates of teen pregnancy drop off dramatically after age 20.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power
10/16/2015 at 02:07

Lol, thanks man. And as a teenager with an STi, it’s a miracle that I haven’t hit any trees or old people yet if the stereotype is to be believed. Rain hoonage with friends may be a thing in the future though :)

I’ve also had a bit to drink tonight so no more driving, going to wait till morning for that. When I wake up on my 20th birthday, I’ll have a new STi that just finished being broken in waiting for me which is nice!

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Sam
10/16/2015 at 02:09

Add a two zeros at the end of your proposed speed and I’m in!

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Tohru
10/16/2015 at 02:11

But I’ve already committed the last 61319 hours to beating teen pregnancy, I don’t want to give in in the last hour

Sam > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 02:13

Naw, if I were to have ever allegedly ingested marijuana and drove, I would have driven about 25 in a 40 and stopped for a full 15 seconds at the stop sign before my house. Also, just fyi, I would have allegedly been within 2 miles and about 2 minutes from home. I literally had to make 1 right turn and 2 left turns (one of them being into my driveway). Any further and I allegedly would not have done that.

71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors > Sam
10/16/2015 at 02:20

I suppose that is an acceptable hypothetical scenario.

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 02:20

nice man! I’m 17 with a GLI, awaiting something grunt-ier when I’m 18, so I feel :)

And “I’ve not had any alcoholic relations with that Smirnoff" is a valid excuse, just ask Bill!

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 02:31

Go for a late night hoon. Then food as the first thing you do as a young adult. Two birds with one stone. I suggest fish tacos (simply because it’s been a month since I’ve had any and I’m craving some right now).

Anon > Sam
10/16/2015 at 02:58

Fuck, you beat (hehe) me to it!

pip bip - choose Corrour > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 04:13

drink!

orcim > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 04:46

Sorry I’m late.

Mark.The.Time. Get to a place you like, look around, notice everything. Hear in the directions from where you’re sitting, see as you turn to look and notice everything, how are you breathing, what does your body feel - in other words, get present. Totally. And put it into long term storage by thinking about what you heard, felt, saw over the next days, weeks, months.

Reason I advise this: Markers in time for our lives can get set like bookmarks in a browser, but it’s more than a button push. And... 40 years lateron, you’re gonna remember that moment if you capture it completely. And that, my friend, is gold.

duurtlang > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 06:00

Hit on teenage girls. It’s between frowned upon and highly illegal when you’re not a teenager yourself any more.

MuchWagon > Sam
10/16/2015 at 06:05

If I were your friend I would have allegedly kicked your ass for not calling me to pick you up.

atrombs > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 07:04

Kinja'd!!!

Tohru > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 09:47

C’mon, do it.

Tapas > 71MGBGT Likes Subarus of Unusual Colors
10/16/2015 at 11:50

Quick! Do something stupid!

I heard that alcohol enemas are the rage! Lol jk...